The global stage is set for an unprecedented crisis that is sending shockwaves through the community of tropical fruit enthusiasts: a looming surge in banana prices. UN expert Pascal Lieu, in remarks delivered at the World Banana Forum – a platform whose existence may come as a surprise to many – highlighted the potential for bananas to become a luxury item in the face of climate change. Imagine plantations besieged by floods and tempestuous winds, a veritable Armageddon for the banana industry. Lieu noted that climate change to bananas is akin to a celebrity relentlessly pursued by paparazzi, a constant beacon of unwanted attention. However, the specter of climate change is not the sole contributor to the escalating cost of bananas. The industry is also grappling with inflation in the prices of fertilizers, energy, and transportation, not to mention a glaring shortage of labor, indicating a widespread reluctance to engage in banana cultivation. Adding to the discourse, Pavel Krestov of the Botanical Garden-Institute voiced doubts about the viability of banana cultivation in Russia, emphasizing the necessity of tropical conditions such as direct sunlight daily, coupled with humidity and warmth. This casts doubt on any aspirations to transform Siberia's vast landscapes into tropical greenhouses. In light of these challenges, aficionados of the humble banana may need to cherish every bite of their beloved fruit while prices remain stable. The situation also beckons a contemplation of alternatives, whether it is stocking up on bananas or cultivating an appreciation for other fruits, like apples.